Halloween has inspired some of the funniest Halloween jokes, check them out!:
- What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.
- Why doesn’t dracula get invited to many parties? because he sucks…
- What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
- What did one casket say to the other casket? “Is that you coffin?”
- Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
- Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!
- What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!
- What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost? Fasten your sheet belt.
- What’s a vampires favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
- Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
- What did one ghost say to another? I’m sorry, but I just don’t believe in people.
- What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you’re spooken to.
- Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.
- Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cords aren’t long enough.
- What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
- What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? A plump-kin
- Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare Centers
- Why do mummies make good employees? They get all wrapped up in their work
- Why did the Skeleton go to the BB-Q? To get some spare ribs!
- Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately…
- Where do ghosts go swimming? The dead sea…
- What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween…
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no-BODY to go with.
- What’s happening when you hear HA HA HA…THUD? A Ghoul is laughing his head off.
- Did you hear about the romance between the boy and girl vampire? Their love was in vein.
- What did the three vampires order at the bar? Two bloods and a blood light…
- Why isn’t Dracula invited to many Halloween parties? Because he’s a pain in the neck…
- What does a skeleton say before dining? Bone Appetite!
- What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving…
- What type of dog does Dracula have? A blood hound!
- What did the little ghost have in his rock collection? Tombstones.
- Why was it so loud in the cemetary? Because of all the coffin.
- What do ghosts put in their bras? BOOOObies!
- Did you hear about the ghost haunting the hen house? It was a poultry-geist!
- What do you call a hungy Weiner dog on Halloween? A hallow Weiner.
- What is a mummies favorite type of music? Wrap!
- Why was the ghost at the bar? for all the BOOS!
- Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? his ghoul friend.
- Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation…
- Knock, Knock, Who’s there? boooooooo boooooooo Who? awww dont cry…
- What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius? Pumpkin Pi!
- What road do ghosts like to go trick-or-treating on? Dead ends
- Why is there a fence around the cemetery? Because people are dying to get in.
Here are a few more Halloween Jokes:
– Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets
– Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat
– A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, “I have been walking these corridors for 300 years.” The man said, “in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?”
What kind of ghoul loves/likes to dance? The boogey-Man